DARK SOULS Drunk Souls vs a Zero Skill Parry Scrub

DARK SOULS Drunk Souls vs a Zero Skill Parry Scrub An obvious DS3 player. I'm not even sure how this zero skill scrub was able to parry me with no recovery frames after his missed attack or 1 shotted 1900 health (neither one should've happened), but being that he's the only person who's beat me and I'm drunk, I told him to ditch the buckler and he'd never beat me. He refused, but I wanted revenge against this no skill scrub anyways.